Monkeys Gone Wild
Jersey Shore Fightin’ Texas Aggie Ring and I were driving down the road to pick up four or five pounds of bacon to make some Dr. Pepper jalapeño bacon jerky. We noticed a small church which was having a rummage sale in their parking lot as we stopped at the traffic light.
I couldn’t help but notice this “big ass” monkey sitting there on a table “eyeballing” us. Aggie Ring said, “We only have little Tequila Monkey who was given to us by that woman whose last name we didn’t even get. I want another monkey.”
Well… When a Texas Aggie Ring wants a second monkey, he’s going to get another monkey. I pulled into the CVS drug store next to the church and walked over and asked, “How much for the big monkey?”
The woman looked at it and replied, “Two dollars.” Now, I might be a simple backwards Texian, but two dollars for a large monkey seems like highway robbery. However, the Jersey Shore Aggie Ring really, really wanted the “big ass” monkey to go along with his other smaller monkey who rides in the back seat of his car who is really nice and more than one woman has taken a “selfie” with.
Aggie Ring had me take the new monkey home, wash him, and then disinfect him. Then, the Aggiedillo™ and Aggie Ring showed him how to put on a Texas A&M bowtie.
The Texas Aggie Ring has a feeling that new monkey is going to be one special monkey. He better be worth the two dollars we paid for him. I’d send him down to College Station if I thought any Aggies would take care of him and perhaps show him a good time at the Dixie Chicken.
Monkeys love horses. He’d love to go riding with someone in Parson’s Mounted Cav. Sadly, they hate primates down there in Texas. “Oh why do people in Texas hate monkeys?” asks Jersey Shore Aggie Ring.
“The road goes on forever and the party never ends!” cried out New Monkey.
Monkeys Gone Wild
Jersey Shore Fightin’ Texas Aggie Ring and I were driving down the road to pick up four or five pounds of bacon to make some Dr. Pepper jalapeño bacon jerky. We noticed a small church which was having a rummage sale in their parking lot as we stopped at the traffic light.
I couldn’t help but notice this “big ass” monkey sitting there on a table “eyeballing” us. Aggie Ring said, “We only have little Tequila Monkey who was given to us by that woman whose last name we didn’t even get. I want another monkey.”
Well… When a Texas Aggie Ring wants a second monkey, he’s going to get another monkey. I pulled into the CVS drug store next to the church and walked over and asked, “How much for the big monkey?”
The woman looked at it and replied, “Two dollars.” Now, I might be a simple backwards Texian, but two dollars for a large monkey seems like highway robbery. However, the Jersey Shore Aggie Ring really, really wanted the “big ass” monkey to go along with his other smaller monkey who rides in the back seat of his car who is really nice and more than one woman has taken a “selfie” with.
Aggie Ring had me take the new monkey home, wash him, and then disinfect him. Then, the Aggiedillo™ and Aggie Ring showed him how to put on a Texas A&M bowtie.
The Texas Aggie Ring has a feeling that new monkey is going to be one special monkey. He better be worth the two dollars we paid for him. I’d send him down to College Station if I thought any Aggies would take care of him and perhaps show him a good time at the Dixie Chicken.
Monkeys love horses. He’d love to go riding with someone in Parson’s Mounted Cav. Sadly, they hate primates down there in Texas. “Oh why do people in Texas hate monkeys?” asks Jersey Shore Aggie Ring.
“The road goes on forever and the party never ends!” cried out New Monkey.