Weld with Rob
Y7 Day 263, Spit-roast rat
International 'talk like a pirate' day
Fer months th' galley had been ransacked by a pesky ship rat. Num'rous times it had been bailed up in a corner, but armed with only pistols and cutlass th' crew realised that a hole in th' hull would earn them a keel-hauling. Today there was a ruckus of crashing and banging from below decks that had all th' crew scratching their heads. "We're all up here", they said. "Who's makin' all th' noise ?" Upon investigation they found Blister perched 'pon the rat trap with th' culprit secured inside. "What'll we do wif it now ?" queried th' cook, proud as punch with Blister. "We can't throw it o'board. It will just swim back".
The captain had heard th' noise too, and she'd seen th' crew head below decks. She bellowed from th' stern, "Put on on a spike an roast it fer Blister!"
Three cheers fer Blister: "Hip hip, hurrah!"
Post work done in Avairy.
A huge shout out to Jane from in disguise costume hire, Porirua; and to Crow for her editorial input of my pirate speak.
Y7 Day 263, Spit-roast rat
International 'talk like a pirate' day
Fer months th' galley had been ransacked by a pesky ship rat. Num'rous times it had been bailed up in a corner, but armed with only pistols and cutlass th' crew realised that a hole in th' hull would earn them a keel-hauling. Today there was a ruckus of crashing and banging from below decks that had all th' crew scratching their heads. "We're all up here", they said. "Who's makin' all th' noise ?" Upon investigation they found Blister perched 'pon the rat trap with th' culprit secured inside. "What'll we do wif it now ?" queried th' cook, proud as punch with Blister. "We can't throw it o'board. It will just swim back".
The captain had heard th' noise too, and she'd seen th' crew head below decks. She bellowed from th' stern, "Put on on a spike an roast it fer Blister!"
Three cheers fer Blister: "Hip hip, hurrah!"
Post work done in Avairy.
A huge shout out to Jane from in disguise costume hire, Porirua; and to Crow for her editorial input of my pirate speak.