dear mr. oreo mcflurry,

you are the love and light of my life. anytime i feel sad you are there to highten my happiness and show me a good time. you're amazing to party with. i try so hard not to eat you but i fail everytime. i apologize for that, but i hope my stomach treats you well.

dearest regards,

nicole<3

 

pahah. i LOVE OREO MCFLURRIES<3 another day of double uploads? bah, i'm a crazy child ;)

i had the most intense shoot with this mcflurry you wouldn't even understand. that ice cream was a diva! i tought 'em a lesson.. i ingested him (:

 

the real inspiration came from this little miniature conversation i had in my head. not really a conversation persay, but like a scenario. wanna hear it?

 

so your somewhere public with your boyfriend eating one of these frozen treats right? then his crazy ex comes storming out of nowhere and screams "what does she have that i dont have?!" he doesn't have time to retaliate because you step up and say "i've gotta mcflurry biaatch!"

i pray one day this happens to me i swear i do. i mean, that i'm the teller offer with a mcflurry. i'll never approach anyone with a mcflurry asking what they've got that i don't. because it should be obvious.

 

+two in the comments that i added text to for fun<3

Done