llego_pig
Po-tay-toes
Smeagol - Look! Look! See what Sméagol finds! Hehehe! Hahaha! They are young. They are tender. They are nice. Yes they are! Eat them! Eat them!
Sam - You’ll make him sick, you will, behaving like that! There’s only one way to eat a brace of coneys.
Smeagol - Argh!! What’s it doing! Stupid fat hobbit! It ruins it!
Sam - What’s to ruin? There’s hardly any meat on ‘em. What we need is a few good taters.
Smeagol - What’s taters, preciousss? What’s taters uh?
Sam - PO-TAY-TOES! Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even you couldn’t say no to that.
Po-tay-toes
Smeagol - Look! Look! See what Sméagol finds! Hehehe! Hahaha! They are young. They are tender. They are nice. Yes they are! Eat them! Eat them!
Sam - You’ll make him sick, you will, behaving like that! There’s only one way to eat a brace of coneys.
Smeagol - Argh!! What’s it doing! Stupid fat hobbit! It ruins it!
Sam - What’s to ruin? There’s hardly any meat on ‘em. What we need is a few good taters.
Smeagol - What’s taters, preciousss? What’s taters uh?
Sam - PO-TAY-TOES! Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even you couldn’t say no to that.