Me? Yikes! Well, if I were ta describe myself in my reality sense...I'd have to first admit my birthplace being "IOWA" a.k.a. "Idiots Out Wandering Around!" And it's true to a degree I've come to learn! I did leave "A Place Ta Grow" ta get the Hell away from what I did acknowlege being "Idiots Out Wanderin Around" and I wanted no part of it, none! Joined the Marines (like most idiots do) and managed to get my questionable Honorable Discharge, burly! Met my (so called) first wife while enlisted, 'wife' due to pregnancy...We all know how far those type of marriages go and I wasn't or we weren't the exception! My stint to Serve and Protect wasn't so bad really, until I made the mistake of goin from Reserves ta Active Duty (I was feelin real Patriotic I guess)! Well, my commander thought I'd be much better off if he tossed and extra stripe my way...From Lance Corporal ta Corporal! Well maybe he knew exactly what he was doin, now that I think about it!? LOL...The Bastard! I don't recommend freebe stripes...Let me just put it that way!

That was a long time ago...Things didn't fair as well as I thought they ought to coming from the Service! Those 'good jobs' for service men, well...We all know how Service folk are treated after Doin Their Time!

I did manage though, not fairing as well as others, but I was holdin my own I guess considerin being from..."IOWA" and venturing out into the vast Red and Blue! Nowhere near the WhiteHouse as of yet though!

After about oh say, a hundred or so jobs in several different states, on obviously being Nevada (11 yrs, many jobs)...Colorado (5 yrs, many jobs), California (couuple yrs, several jobs), Maryland (just over a year,couple jobs), North Carolina (Marines, 4 yrs, Servin Me Country!)...

I find myself askin...What the hell is wrong wit me I can't seem ta hold a 'job', usually more than a year...The 'one' job I held for over three years was in Vegas! And I gotta say...There's a 'Book' there...This shit I saw there was Out of This World —[our little world here in America a.k.a AmeXica]!

How many characters or words am I allowed here? Something tells me I'm reachin my limits...Perhaps in more ways than one, lol...

to be continued