When a Girl goes Up the Staircase
Girl: "No tricks now, Chris."
Chris Adams: "It's good to see you again."
Chris Adams: "What are you doing in this staircase?"
Girl: "I heard you've got a contract open."
Chris Adams: "Not for a high-stepper like you."
Girl: "A dollar bill always looks as big to me as a bedspread."
[Quote borrowed and modified from "The Magnificent Seven" - 1960]