Altered Reality V - Seating Bench with a Penguin
[the Penguin creeps up behind Batman and grabs a trick umbrella - only to find it weaponless]
The Penguin: Ah, shit... I picked a cute one.
[hurls away the umbrella]
The Penguin: The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first I need a cold drink of ice water.
[he keels over on the edge of the bank and lands face first in the water. Six emperor penguins waddle up to the him and slide his body into the water]