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Rainbow Vagina Cupcakes!!

My first attempt at both fondant and vagina cupcakes. I'd heard fondant was intimidatingly difficult to work with, so I never tried it. But I really wanted a smooth, glossy frosting for this, so I made fondant myself and it was easy :) I used this recipe, fucked up, fixed it and it still turned out the way I wanted!

 

Each of these vaginas are unique. I'd looked for vagina cake and candy molds and was disappointed to see that they didn't look realistic at all, unlike penis molds. Really, if Barbie had a vagina, it would look like the candy molds I saw :( So I decided to shape each vagina by hand. I chose happy rainbow colors. Each is a one of a kind size and shape. One of them is on her period, one is elderly, one has razor stubble, one has a little pube regrowth, two are waxed smooth but have slightly different skin tone (one being more yellow) you get the idea ;)

 

My husband was so disturbed by this that he wouldn't even go in the kitchen. When he saw what I was making he said something about them being too realistic and he averted his eyes. I tried to shove them in his face and he scurried back into his office. If I hadn't been saving them for photos I would've licked one just to see if I could bring on a nervous breakdown in my spouse.

 

I wanted to invite darkspark over to meet the chins, but then I remembered I was planning on making vagina cupcakes and thought maybe that would be weird. "Come over and meet my self-fellating chinchillas, then we'll make vagina cupcakes!"

 

It's either that or making kitty wigs (enter pussy joke here). I understand that some people have socially acceptable hobbies, but I don't. I only get worse with age, too.

 

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Hey! Look at this! Someone actually did the right thing and asked my permission first! You know what their reward is? Unlimited access to this image. You know what their punishment would've been if they had used any of my work without permission? Getting their blog deleted. The days of me going to the blogger first are officially over.

  • gnati17 4y

    Hey Melanie! THese rock! My friends and I are putting together a chick blog and would love to have your photo and link to these. You can make a killing making these! We could help.
  • Ellen Bulger 4y

    The whole use of your photo without credit deal is a bummer. Not sure how I'd cope with that.

    I do, however, have a suggestion about your phallic cupcake phail. I agree that cupcakes are wrong, wrong, wrong for interpreting all that is penile. I debated the use of cannoli, or a pastry along the lines of an eclair, which, I think, could be very effective.

    But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that they should be executed in the same materials as your female series, and I wondered about molds. But that seems too contrived. You'll be using Wilson toppings next, if you go that route, so no no no.

    Then it hit me, JELLYROLLS!. Not necessarily using jelly, but maybe. I think a cream or custard would be better, in a light color. Frosting, come to think of it, because these will be miniature and you need that stickiness to hold the roll together. No toothpicks in these babies. It will be a bit of a trick, to get the knack of baking cake in sheets thin enough to roll properly. You might even end up using something like a thinner sort of pancake batter.

    Yes, it will take a bit of work on your part. But I do believe it would be worth it. Because you do need them to go with these spectacular lady cupcakes. They're just screamin' for it.

    I'll keep an eye out for the results.

    ;)
  • Ellen Bulger 4y

    I was showing a friend your piece, and I was trying to sum it up and this is what I came up with:

    It's sort of "Betty Crocker meets Judy Chicago".
  • Fluckr12 4y

    fookin ugly, my wife has a pretty vagina... those look too funky IMO... think CandYdiasis !
  • Fluckr12 4y

    Oh, if you want to see who's used your pics... get tineye extension and right click the pic, then search with tineye... results for this pic:
    www.tineye.com/search/73943ac07f2fa821d4471ac8dbb517fc2b7...
    19 peeps have ripped your junk off
  • Izalixe Straightheart 4y

    they are on galadarling.com . I hope she asked permission too.
  • lady.saint 4y

    inspiring!!! They match my friend's vagina purses www.etsy.com/listing/65320601/small-purse-vulvette?ref=v1...
  • TheCassandra 4y

    Amazing. xoxox
  • ms_davielle 4y

    i would like, i mean LOVE to use your vagina cupcake images for my blog (www.endangered-pieces.com) PLEASE?
  • Sara O. 4y

    Eating a cupcake would get a completely different meaning with this kind.
  • Jess 4y

    I freakin love these! :)
  • Ussi77 4y

    OMG! You didn't...!? That's so wrong...well, not as wrong as penisses would be, though! ;o)
  • laughinoutloud 4y

    a few comments. First, none of these vaginas are the different. it's all like the same persons vagina at different times in their life (one with her period I guess) but it starts tight and then gets loose but definitely the same person. there are dozens are types and you only made 1 or 2 haha try again :) but I do think this is sooooo funny so good job
  • Pam 4y

    love these.
  • lifeinvector 4y

    Squee!
  • - Ahoura - 4y

    Looks so trippy
  • Samantha.Doll 4y

    jezebel.com/5826369/make-your-own-vagina-cupcakes

    wow.. some bakery seems to actually be cashing in on your idea... crazy.
  • Shannon Kringen 4y

    love these! cool.
  • Laura-May Abracadabra! 4y

    I shared your cupcakes with reddit (again) many ladies enjoying your little artworks :)

    www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/k4gxj/rainbow_v...
  • Natalie March 3y

    I made some of these today and it was SO MUCH FUN! Thanks for such a wonderful idea!
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