'Twas The Night Before Christmas
Full text of Clement Clarke Moore's holiday classic, done in Inkscape.
PDF is available here for printing. It'll print cleaner than this PNG version if you want to run one off to read by the fire with care. (link changed and updated 21st of December 2011, sorry about the broken PDF link — I rearranged my website and forgot about this link into it.)
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Solstice, etc - whichever mid-winter tradition you're into!