Excuse me, waiter, there seems to be a rabbit in my salad
One day a week I do a delivery for a nearby farm. It's a subscription vegetable program ( also known as a CSA - Community Supported Agriculture).
For this week's share, each person was to get All You Can Eat Lettuce.
Unfortunately, they didn't take nearly enough, and I wound up with two bins of a type of lettuce which would last two days at best.
I packed one away and let Derby & Petunia have the other.