• Star for an eye.
  • Luxurious mane.
  • A wheel instead of back legs. This makes the unicorn go faster.
  • I'm pretty sure this isn't a rainbow but instead is clearly some kind of arching fart. - seanbonner

stupid unicorn

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My editor Andrew and I spent some time on the phone today, plotting out our 2009 editorial calendar for Monolith Press.

We did the meeting using VOIP, and I ended up taking a lot of notes with an actual pen on an actual pad of paper. Unlike the boring experience of taking notes in a text editor on the computer, using an actual pen and actual paper presented the opportunity to draw an actual unicorn, with a star for an eye, a wheel instead of back legs, riding on the leading edge of a rainbow.

AWESOME.

It's blurry, because it's just a stupid crappy camphone shot, but I think that's part of its charm.

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  1. greyaenigma 67 months ago | reply

    Wow, that's a TINY little doodle.

  2. nwc_orca 67 months ago | reply

    That's just about the most awesome thing I've seen all day.

  3. lhiannon27 67 months ago | reply

    are you sure it wasn't farting the rainbow?!

    or maybe since it's going faster that's the trail cloud like Speedy Gonzales

  4. Mica_R 67 months ago | reply

    I only wish my doodles were one-tenth as awesome.

  5. John Mundy 67 months ago | reply

    You should totally sign and frame it just for kicks.

  6. hawaiikaos 67 months ago | reply

    Priceless. I for one, would wear a T-shirt with that on it.

  7. Celladoor 67 months ago | reply

    Is that what happened after Charlie went to Candy Mountain? lol... well besides the kidney removal.

  8. blizatrex 67 months ago | reply

    rofl i thought one of your children drew it ;)

  9. merenner 67 months ago | reply

    Li'l lame unicorn.

  10. maryboz 67 months ago | reply

    It's not a stupid unicorn, it's Timmy the Wonder Unicorn.
    He rolls around and shoots rainbows out of his ass.

  11. Jerry Cliff 67 months ago | reply

    It is difficult to photograph the complete arc of a rainbow, as this would require an angle of view of 84°. For a 35 mm camera, a lens with a focal length of 19 mm or less wide-angle lens would be required. From an aeroplane, one has the opportunity to see the whole circle of the rainbow, with the plane's shadow in the centre. This phenomenon can be confused with the glory, but a glory is usually much smaller, covering only 5°–20°...
    ...
    So you've done pretty well there.
    ...
    Unicorns on the other hand are piss easy to photograph.

  12. hip_shakin_blues 67 months ago | reply

    Add me to those who thought the unicorn was farting/pooping the rainbow.

    Best thing is Obama's promised a rainbow-pooping, star-eyed, luxuriously maned unicorn with spinners on the rear wheels for every household. Yay change!

  13. su pah chan 67 months ago | reply

    haha supah cute!

  14. Thiefree 67 months ago | reply

    Such a cute picture. I think there's definite merchandising opportunity here!

    Can I name him? Can I? Can I name him Gordon?

  15. crystal_secretin 67 months ago | reply

    WTF Wil?

    Though I must say, I like it.

    After giving this more thought, I think I might get this tattooed across my lower back. Nothing says class like a lower back tattoo of a uniwheelercorn (as I've decided it should be called).

  16. mickyd2009 67 months ago | reply

    The cover page of the calendar! Or perhaps the logo for a new company enterprise. Oh, the possibilities are endless! I love your lame unicorn, it's a very troubling image. Oh, and I vote t-shirt, too. Zazzle or Cafe Press...

  17. mimi~ 66 months ago | reply

    Wil, Wil! I found your unicorn! You just need to add wheels and draw that star on!

    April loves unicorns

  18. bananas666 66 months ago | reply

    My daughter recently drew a picture of a unicorn with fire on it's back. How does it feel to be outdone by a 5 yr old?

  19. nwalkner 59 months ago | reply

    ah the randomness of flickr

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