Yeah, I have a custom LEGO Wesley figure
This was given to me as a gift at the Phoenix Comicon. I'm tempted to call up my friends and say, "Hey, I was just wondering if you have a customized Lego figure of your Star Trek character on your desk?" Then I realize how pathetic that sounds, and I just get drunk.
And I cry into my beer.
Also, Lego Wesley has a little Lego stein, so I'm not drinking alone.
He never cries, though. He's hardcore like that.