Yeah, I'm dead
I drew 3872 Orcs (level 10), and though I was level 1, I still had a chance to defeat them. Until Nolan used all his cards to make them intelligent and humongous, distract me with pretty balloons and a sleep potion, and then give them a mate (Level 32. Twice). A bit of overkill for a level one elven thief … but a perfectly cromulent Munchkin move.