- You are on Facebook, reading your News Feed. 10:54pm
- Meredith and McDreamy have changed their relationship status to "It's Complicated" ... oh wait ... "In a Relationship" ... oh wait ... "It's Complicated" again. 9:47pm
- Two of your oxen drowned when you tried to ford the river. 8:52pm
- Bracket Buster: Ohio State and Florida have mutually agreed on a tie and will not play the championship game. 7:25pm
- Harry and Voldemort have set their relationship status to "Mortal Enemies." 6:11pm
- Introducing LivePoke:tm:! 5:04pm
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