its funny because this is actually 100% relevant to my life right now...
last night i was trying to get some cardio and open this new jumprope that i just got. i used a knife to open the plastic belt and it sliced through my hand. fun saturday night.
and of course i had been trusted by my parents to be alone for the weekend fml... so i called my friend and asked her to come to the hospital to hold my hand while i got stitches :'(