• This dirt is not on the sign, or my photo. That is not allowed! -- Your screen must need cleaning.
  • This is un-American. The sign was probably altered by an terrorist cell secretly operating in Santa Cruz. Where is our Homeland security when we really need it. I'd called Pres. Bush but I don't think he believes Santa Cruz is part of the USA.
  • Wait a minute. Santa cruz is a nuclear-free zone. Who left off that restriction? Is there an exception on the beaches that allows explosives? Are guns allowed on our beaches? I guess people can't smoke, but guns can.
  • My additions: No nudity if you're ugly. No profanity. No drums if you can't keep a beat. No peeing against the cliff. No graffiti on the cliff or rocks (marking the sand is OK). If you're Gay, thats OK, but don't sing show tunes to me unless I ask you to.
  • I like dogs and I vote! Why not just restrict aggressive dogs (and Poodles) and make owner's pick up after their pets? Personally I find a larger percentage of offensive people than I do dogs. If you don't allow people to socialize their dogs, you may be partially to blame for dog attacks. ;-)
  • Alcohol doesn't act antisocial, people do. Let's just not allow unhappy drunks. Why not enjoy an our excellent Santa Cruz Mountains' wine at Santa Cruz beaches?
  • You can't sell anything, even an unusual hand-crafted made-in-Santa Cruz object. But you can smell bad and ask for a handout all day long. We can't change that because we are keeping "Santa Cruz Weird." Yes, I know I am an insensitive jerk.
  • What about service animals? The blind might wanna hang out on the beach too, ya know. - TheDamnMushroom
  • Attention Fonzie: no jumping garbage trucks. Or sharks. - TheDamnMushroom
  • No whittling, old man! - TheDamnMushroom
  • No interpretive dance, please. - TheDamnMushroom
  • No burning of crosses.
  • Anyone for a game of cricket?
    It's not forbidden, so it must be allowed, right? - David Cowie
  • See, I told you dogs are not pets. - UnoLobo
  • Wait a min... No diving... AT A BEACH?!?!? - St@no

Absolutely Nothing is Allowed Here

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These signs are posted at numerous places along the beach in Santa Cruz, California which is famous for its tolerance. Go figure.

What else do you think should be prohibited? What does this imply is allowed?

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  1. Thale Maria 67 months ago | reply

    Is swimming allowed...?

  2. BillyWarhol 67 months ago | reply

    Please!! ADDRESS ME AS SIR!!

    Only in the NUDE Thale Maria Thorkildsen *************

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  3. Bill Jones Jr [deleted] 67 months ago | reply

    Ugh. They obviously simply forgot the "NO PHOTOGRAPHY" icon, and some people just love to take advantage of a simple mistake. :)

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  4. Bryan - oz4caster 67 months ago | reply

    I especially like the motorcycle jumping over the car :)
    that should definitely be prohibited !
    they should also prohibit signs :)

  5. pitysing 67 months ago | reply

    Woody Guthrie would have did what he wanted on the OTHER side of the sign! LOL!!!

  6. The Dog Man 67 months ago | reply

    No Photographing of Signs
    Wheelchairs Only on the Sand
    No Marking the Sand

    I can't believe that they left out these important ones. Inconsiderate, that's what that is!

  7. Vicki & Chuck Rogers 67 months ago | reply

    WARNING: This photo has been posted to the Rules Group which is a violation of the rules. PLEASE READ THE RULES. (This is a very long list, so be sure and set aside at least an hour)

    Chuck
    Group Dictator

  8. evissa 66 months ago | reply

    Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Beach signs, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

  9. gan.drak 64 months ago | reply

    Nevertheless, photography was allowed!
    Great shot.

  10. dcbpix 61 months ago | reply

    The land of fruits and nuts :-)

  11. roberthuffstutter 60 months ago | reply

    How about holding hands....? Is kissing allowed? How about rubbing tanning lotion on one's gal or guy or both at same time? That would freak em out. One hand on sally and one hand on hank...........Rob

  12. roberthuffstutter 60 months ago | reply

    Their are no bans on tanks or arms. Is it a testing grounds? How about paintball? Skateboards or sandboards? Tents? There was a beach called tincan beach north of san diego in the 60s...........It was a fun beach. Tents, fires, campfires, dogs................That was when america was free................Rob

  13. roberthuffstutter 60 months ago | reply

    Hi, I'm an admin for a group called WORLDZBESTFOTOZ, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

  14. Scandblue 60 months ago | reply

    LOL.... this is so funny ... can't do a thing!

  15. roberthuffstutter 60 months ago | reply

    Darn, I will bet there are lots of people who came to the beach with the idea of diving. When was the last time anyone has seeen somebody diving into the surf? Maybe there are those who are able to jump far beyond the surf and turn it into a dive? Blanket parties, it appears, are not outlawed. That is nice........................Rob

  16. St@no 60 months ago | reply

    Sex is allowed though! Yeah!!!!!!

  17. Will S. 59 months ago | reply

    Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Signs of tyranny, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

  18. Frizztext 49 months ago | reply

    Hi, I'm an admin for a group called ABC-visualized, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

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