“Here's a good trick... Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?” ~
© ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Use without permission is illegal.
~ Jack Handy (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches ~
My turtle named Paul agreed to pose for me this morning as he is ready for the 10 meters Olympic Turtle Crawl.... yeah, he should be able to make 393.7 inches or 32.8 feet.... lol
He is a Peninsular Cooter Turtle ~
Here is a wild video about a turtle chasing cats trying to eat their food: