Alas, poor capacitor. Untimely pluck'd from his home of 70 years, he suffered decapitation at the hands of a curious experimenter. Angered by finding a distinct lack of oil, this experimenter tore the bowels from within the hapless capacitor and spilled them out onto the workbench--about 18 feet of non-functional paper capacitor.
But this capacitor is not so innocent. Upon his death, his waxy remains spewed forth an evil and entirely vile stench. Oh capacitor! You were evil from the moment of your conception; your awful wax dripped forth from the dark candle of Satan himself.