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Nov 25, 2007 #382 Flickr Explore

Cows With Guns


Recorded by: "Dana Lyons"

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Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun

They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough

These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

brian doucette, goorn23, and 43 other people added this photo to their favorites.

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  1. l.lou [deleted] 78 months ago | reply

    Great capture..love that face!

  2. Clever yet clueless [deleted] 78 months ago | reply

    LOL.

    Got milk?

  3. twentyeight 78 months ago | reply

    Great capture.

  4. e_monk 78 months ago | reply

    Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Stuff With Four Legs, and we'd love to have your photo added to the group.

    If you are not yet a member, please follow the link to join.

  5. M3R 78 months ago | reply

    so cute! great shot..

  6. Astrid Photography. 78 months ago | reply

    Wow...very nice shot....!
    Like the background ..

  7. danosmanvive 78 months ago | reply

    Very beautiful!!!! :-)

  8. Duncan Speight 78 months ago | reply

    Great shot, Liam.

  9. ~M~Chelle & her view*** 78 months ago | reply

    Hi, I'm an admin for a group called * Free NATURE * (Vote!), and we'd love to have your photo added to the group.

    LOVE the title my friend!!!!!!...and the image is great!!!!!!

  10. islanddreams132 78 months ago | reply

    what a face this is way to cute

    Great Image!
    You are I n v i t e d!
    Fantasia orbit
    Pls Tag: FlickrElite
    FLICKR ELITE GROUP

  11. 11:19 [deleted] 78 months ago | reply

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  12. ajpscs 78 months ago | reply

    great captured!
    like this!

  13. maduroman 74 months ago | reply

    Magnífica modelo..

  14. commitarobbery 72 months ago | reply

    never seen a better "cow picture". marvellous! :)

  15. Chris KWM 69 months ago | reply

    Gotta love cows!

  16. ferradij 67 months ago | reply

    Bonjour, je suis l'administrateur du groupe Vaches, et nous aimerions beaucoup que vous ajoutiez ceci à notre groupe !

  17. boogie57(1) 50 months ago | reply

    i wana eat it

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