Monkey Steals the Peach (Ninja Mind Control)

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    From the "Ninja Mind Control" handbook by Ashida Kim:

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    1. piercingwit 108 months ago | reply

      Exactly which part of the mind does the Ninja control by ripping the genitals off a man?

      --

      Pretty much all of it at that point.

    2. Max Sparber 108 months ago | reply

      And I though peaches came from a can and that they were put there by a man in a factory downtown.

    3. Rentahamster 108 months ago | reply

      That doesn't explain how the factory man acquired the peaches in the first place.

      Apparently he got them from a monkey ninja who maliciously ripped them from the crotch of another person using super fierce Tiger Claw fist technique Championship Edition turbo.

    4. mtlin 108 months ago | reply

      We called it "Steal the Peach under leaf" too. This kind of "Kung-Fu" not only appeared on the Japan Ninja handbook, but also on the ancient Chinese Kung-Fu Secret. (Of course it belonged to the dark side.) :-P

    5. hypermark 108 months ago | reply

      A very similar technique is actually done in several shotokan kata's. Watch a guy perform Bassi Dai: here

      He "steals the peach" at around 59 sec. FYI: He performs the kata like a geriatric.

    6. BlackFoxx 104 months ago | reply

      I won't stand for weeks, thanks Theramina.

    7. cobalt123 104 months ago | reply

      Do you suppose the peach tasted ripe and sweet?

    8. doc31337 104 months ago | reply

      ewww bad colbalt...

    9. vfowler 103 months ago | reply

      This is an absolute classic!

    10. John-Paul McCarthy 101 months ago | reply

      wicked!

      I used to read this book in the Secondary School library.

      excellent supplement to one's education!

    11. ideaprison 96 months ago | reply

      thats one awesome move!

    12. StoneOfDreams 95 months ago | reply

      And I thought this was just the name of a band in Guitar Hero! Cheers!

    13. Alexander Yates 93 months ago | reply

      hahah- very nice:)

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    14. the_14th_anarchist [deleted] 92 months ago | reply

      Mental note to self: Avoid monkeys....

    15. snarkernacle 85 months ago | reply

      If you really dig Monkey Steals the Peach, you can order a shirt to show the world.

    16. ~Tatankanuk~ 84 months ago | reply

      "Mind Control"? OUCH!!

    17. ucbrigade 79 months ago | reply

      I want to keep my peaches unstolen...thank you.

    18. AndersSteenNilsen 72 months ago | reply

      !!!!effectivly ripping away the genitals. Massive bloodloss causes death!!!!

    19. vintage.agnes 71 months ago | reply

      hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaHAAAAhahahaha.
      there is not enough jilted laughter in the WORLD for this...-

    20. Dan Idoine 34 months ago | reply

      Its a bit sexist, where's the woman enemy attack version?

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