Rogues & Villains
James and Ross, the evening's guest hosts with Mike and Donna attending to some other matters. They instituted a "Surprise theme: but come prepared", which turned out to be an inexplicable combination birthday/retirement party. Disney Princess and pirate party hats were handed out. Some glowers were exchanged.
I managed to secure a pirate hat instead of a Disney Princess hat, thereby preserving some small shred of human dignity.