Cash and Bullets
This is my life, right here. It's all cash and bullets. All dark city streets and temptresses with velvet bosoms. You bring me the cases, and I solve them. But not without the help of my orangutan buddy, Mister Merriweather. We'll solve your cases. We'll crack the nut.
Cash and bullets, baby, cash and bullets.
Oh, and delusions of being a detective. A detective with a monkey.