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The sun was so hot, the waterdrops so perfect, this leaf actually started to smoke. I stood there, amazed, jaw darn near hitting the floor, and then I said to the leaf, I says, "You shouldn't smoke, leaf. It's bad for your lungs."

 

And the leaf retorts, "But I have no lungs, stupid human."

 

And I was all like, "Well, it's bad for your... photo... uh... synthetic cells."

 

And the leaf just laughed, and blew a plume of smoke in my face, then kicked me in the shin.

 

Stupid leaves.

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Taken on June 24, 2008