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Transsexual Shaving Cream: AFTER | by Telstar Logistics
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Transsexual Shaving Cream: AFTER

Oh, the horror! Oh, the shock! Oh, the humiliation!

 

Hoping to enhance my status as a manly man, I recently purchased a travel-sized can of Gillette shaving gel. Being a discriminating consumer, I was drawn to the product by its burly packaging and subtle-yet-masculine scent.

 

So you can imagine the shame and distress I experienced when, after a few weeks of use, the label on the can began to peel off. After the label fell off completely, the true nature of my manly can of shaving cream was revealed.

 

It turns out to be… a can of Gillette for Women Satin Care gel!!

 

Oh, the shame! Oh, the sexual confusion! My sense of identity is in tatters.

 

UPDATE, 02 AUGUST: Thanks to the clever sleuths at Gelf Magazine, the transsexual shaving cream mystery has been officially explained. However, Gillette has yet to offer a formal apology or a generous settlement.

 

As Telstar Logistics lawyers evaluate our legal options, I'm pleased to report that I am again feeling manly. Also, my legs are more silky smooth than ever before.

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Taken on July 14, 2005