Commeador Madaaaaam Statuesque
And her scurvy crew o' Wiccan pirates. boarded the Brig Niagara out of Erie intent on commandeering her, and sail by the light o' the moon to points west. Wi' cutlass & rum, pistol, hook & womanly wiles, prepare ye fer a "broad"side ye shant forget. Take heed! Prepare to be boarded, your rigging brought down & to serve us on your knees!"