Aboard the Queen Mary
"Arrrrr! That were a great gatherin' on the good ship Queen Mary. Me black heart swells wi' pride to see all o' them renkneegades with their jolly rogers enhancin' the skyline o' ye olde London Towne.
"Here's a phrase you don't hear often. 'I'm giving my jolly rogers a good wash today!" Then I'll be hanging my jolly rogers out to dry. I hope the pegs don't leave nasty marks on 'em. Oo-er, missus!' Come to think if it, there's not that many folks as possesses a brace o' jolly rogers and those who do, are apt to have 'em strung up on a flag pole or a mizzen mast. Very few jolly rogers are likely to have experienced a little dose o' 'Bold' or to have enjoyed the benefit of being given a good tumble and an extended spin by a vibrating Hotpoint automatic!
"I'll stop now." --
The Knee Wench, Christophaaaaar and Cousin' Moosie
Who spent Talk Like A Pirate Day aboard the party vessel Queen Mary on the Thames.