304/365- Pen- Dracula, Frankenstein, Godzilla, The Thing, Alien, Predator, The Loch Freakin' Ness Monster, all of you have nothing on ME!!!!! I AM PEN!!!!!!! .......
Me- Jeez Pen really? Its like everyday is Halloween round here!
Pen- It is Halloween Stoopid Soft One!!!
Me- Oh right.
Pen- Pish. And I AM the SCARIEST of them ALL!!!!!
Me- I doubt any will argue with that Pen.
Pen- Raaawwwrrrrrrr!!!!!! I'm coming to get you all!!!!
Me- You know that's quite scary.
Pen- Like duh? I AM Goldie.
Pen- This..(stepping on skeleton) is what happens to Softies that get in MY way!!!
Me- Way of what?
Pen- How dare you ask?
Me- Sorry. (frowns)
Pen- I'm outie.
Me- Where like that?
Pen- Like what? (looks round)
Me- Ermmm with those. (points at horns)
Pen- Those are for real. Now move your beeg self.
Me- Really? I mean I'm a little taken aback here.
Pen- Simple Softie. I am a Demon of a Goldie and once every year...jeez...I've told you this....I grow devils horns.
Me- For real?
Pen- Do I look like I'm NOT serious.
Pen- Right so I grow them then I scare the Small Soft Ones and Beeg Ones alike and I steal their treats and chocolate.
Me- You scare people into giving you their goodies they've got from trick or treating.
Pen- Well done Soft One....We got there in the end.
Me- I have nothing to say to that.
Pen- Best thing. Now move you're ruining my prep time.
Thankyou so much Polly for this amazing dress and cape and lovely Shelley for Pen's horns. :)