Elvis and the Girls Leave the Building
It was a bedlam of wailing teens and howling hounds as Elvis left the Bawcomville Hilton after corrupting the vending machines and shooting the television with his 44 magnum.
"We ain't gonna have nobody corruptin' our potatro chips!" declared Sheriff Bubba Pipes.
"No voy a poder mirar The Price is Right en ese sitio cualquiera!" cried the maid.
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