grandmaster FLAX ~ I
reminds me of the joke. they did it on sesame street with ernie and bert:
When Bert teaches Bernice to play Checkers.
Ernie: Whatcha doin' there Bert?
Bert: Playing checkers with Bernice.
Ernie: She can play checkers?! She must be the smartest pigeon in the world!
Bert: She's really not that smart.
Ernie: What do you mean!?
Bert: Well, out the 10 games we played she only beat me twice.