I picked this up today and it's now, erm, very near being in my house. It weighs approximately 28764359876 pounds, and it is unbalanced in weight, and it's sharp, and it's huge. It'll live in the basement for now, until we move and it can have a permanent home (no way it was going to make it up these stairs, EVER).
Anyway. Exciting! Board Shear! Kind of hard to come to, especially for a super reasonable price.