2 strongly worded letters (365.273)
Dear 1930's Massachusetts house builder,
It pains me to say it, but I hate you and whatever made you think that intricate baseboards and chair rails in every room of this house were good ideas. Did it never occur to you that some lovely creature (maybe even your wife) would have to dust that crap FOREVER? I wish I had a time machine so I could a) send this letter and b) smack you before you had the idea.
Dear Mid-Century Modern Architecture.
I love you more each day.