Does this explosion make me look fat?
I think there was some confusion with some of the previous pictures I posted, where people got the impression that I was an actual stunt man. Let me set the record straight. I certainly could be if I so chose.
My decades of experience, sitting in front of a computer, Machine-gun-fingering out all forms of communiqué have given my fingers (I’ll just say it) super-hero strength, speed, and dexterity. I could easily repurpose this ability to control a high performance car through fire, over a ramp, and pull a 180 stopping within inches of the wall. So while it’s not me in that car, just imagine that it is. That’s what I do. Often.