He begged to go on but his classy parents didn't have a quarter between them. I finally dug one out from the bottom of my bag, and then, realizing snails move faster, he wanted off and we were like OH NO WAY KID WE JUST SPENT A QUARTER ON THIS. In other news: I have become all of our parents.
And then he kissed the horsie goodbye and we just shrugged. #dontevenownabottleofpurell