onion goggles
So here's what happened. I finally admitted to myself that I have really sensitive eyes and cannot bear a life without onions and therefore would go and buy a damned pair of onion goggles and welcome anyone who wishes to mock me when I wear them but then they don't get any onion soup. So I'm slicing shallots and decide to put the goggles on, make them earn their keep, and then Jacob insisted upon wearing his "onion goggles" (his toddler aviator sunglasses) too and then continued to laugh at me. And then he stole my shallot.
onion goggles
So here's what happened. I finally admitted to myself that I have really sensitive eyes and cannot bear a life without onions and therefore would go and buy a damned pair of onion goggles and welcome anyone who wishes to mock me when I wear them but then they don't get any onion soup. So I'm slicing shallots and decide to put the goggles on, make them earn their keep, and then Jacob insisted upon wearing his "onion goggles" (his toddler aviator sunglasses) too and then continued to laugh at me. And then he stole my shallot.