eis kaffee (sp?)
Right, so, Alex and I don't speak German. Then again, we don't speak Czech and we made it through Prague alright; we don't speak Spanish yet somehow have survived in Mexico several times and our French, well, it's not what it used to be. But we really, really don't speak German and did some hilarity ensue in Vienna! Like asking for an "ice coffee" and getting an "eis" coffee, or thick, creamy coffee with a scoop of ice cream ("eis") and a ton of whipped cream.
It was awful. Just TERRIBLE.