Bad Time For Artistic Expression
Soldier1: PINK!?! We get sent on our first mission and you brought PINK smoke?
Soldier2: First, it's not pink it's fuchsia! Second, I thought it would be more colorful than the boring white smoke we always train with.
Soldier1: Well if you wanted to dazzle the enemy into submission why don't you just lob a couple of "glitter grenades" at them!
Soldier2: Umm...I think I have a couple-
Soldier1: Are you serious!?! Where do you even find this stuff!?!
Soldier2: I have a supplier.