We went to one of the riverboat casinos in Kansas City, Missouri, after Christmas dinner. My parents gave me $50 to gamble with.
I don't know how to play anything at a casino, so I just do the slot machines. After some ups and downs, I lost the $50. Then I put $10 of my own in the machines. Lost that, too.
Then I hit the ATM. Twice. First for $20 (lost that), then for $40. The $40 ... heh ... I turned that into the $400 you see here (after a high of $630).
Net gain for the evening: $280!