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    Bernie is MADOFF FAIL.

    (Apparently that really is how it's pronounced.)

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    1. Frasier has left the building [deleted] 76 months ago | reply

      There was a bit of a clue in the guy's name ;-)

      Rule one of theft: Always know from whome the money really belongs when you make off with it.

    2. WilliamBanzai7/Colonel Flick 76 months ago | reply

      (Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)

      Palm Beach got run over by Bernie Madoff's Ponzi reindeer
      Just two weeks before Christmas Eve
      You can say there's no such thing as a Wall Street scamster
      But as for we in America, we believe

      He'd been chalking up bogus Alpha
      So the SEC said he had to go
      And as he waltzed out of his lair on Third Avenue
      Defiant as he was, he said, "Positive returns, hell no!"

      When they woke up yesterday morning
      It was clear the Palm Beach clique had been attacked
      May as well stick a note to their own foreheads
      Saying, "Oh Lord, please give us our money back!!"

      (repeat chorus)

      Now we're all so proud of our regulators
      They've been taking this so well
      See them crammed in Madoff's office
      Knowing that SEC Chairman Cox will soon be sent to pink slip h-e-l-l

      It won't be a Merry Christmas thanks to Madoff
      Nor a Happy Hannukah as well
      And we just can't help but wonder
      Dosn't all of Wall Street have that pungent Ponzi smell?

      (repeat chorus)

      Now that Madoff's books are on the table
      See all the other asset managers dance a jig (Ah!)
      And the bogus billion dollar earnings
      That not surprisingly had been rigged!

      Be forewarned all you rich country club investors
      Better watch out for yourselves!
      You should not be dreaming of serial Alpha
      With hedge fund goofs who play golf better than yourselves!

      (repeat chorus)

    3. pandapan 74 months ago | reply

      piece of shit scumbag!!!!

    4. bubblewfairy123 74 months ago | reply

      tru dat
      he failed BIG TIME

    5. roberthuffstutter 66 months ago | reply

      Hi, I'm an admin for a group called PLEASE PARDON BERNIE MADOFF ASAP, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

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