i hate the ice cream man.

if you have the option to buy a house across the street from a park, don't. lest you too will hate the ice cream man.

 

as soon as it is remotely nice outside 2-3 dueling trucks circle the freaking park from the crack of dawn until the last sliver of light is squeezed from the day...blasting their dissonant tunes. by the beginning of june i am plotting the murder of all 3 drivers.

 

i wonder if this is the same one who was busted for selling drugs from his truck. they arrested him right in front of my house. he seemed reticient to have his photo taken and was oddly waiting for the construction workers, not the kids in the playground... all the while blaring "do your ears hang low?"

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  • © rachel devine PRO 9y

    oh lessadventurous, i'm sorry, give me your address and i will send you one of these guys.
  • Charlotte 9y

    it was the same way when I was a kid.. we lived at the end of a dirt road with pot holes that the ice cream man wouldn't drive down.. by the time we had our money ready and ran down the road he was always gone.. oh so sad.
  • Norby PRO 9y

    jamie: that was the awesomest ice cream man story. Evar.

    -/\/
  • ak jellie bean PRO 9y

    no doubt! everybody always says "it's so nice that you're next to a park." uh huh . . .
  • AngelaGilesKlocke 9y

    I just LOVE this shot!
  • Lauren Kennedy-Voves PRO 9y

    I love,love this shot~
    I don't like the ice cream man either.Creepy if you ask me.
    They aren't allowed here where I live.The Police will chase them down.lol
  • Myra Iqbal 9y

    gemma is such a doll =) love the pic!
  • Cyndy 9y

    we too have the "phantom ice cream man"...it's become a joke.

    great color!
  • [erin] PRO 9y

    Really funny. I love stories like this.
  • sam_3325 9y

    what an amazing picture. the shadow, all the colours on the truck, and by the way holy crao do you americains have WAY more icecream and popcicles in canada our ice cream turcks only have like 5 different things. not fair
  • hapakphoto PRO 9y

    USA - land of super sized meals and too many choices.
  • []Aaroneous Monk[] PRO 9y

    You could engage in a little projecting by photoshopping Gemma giving him the bird...
  • Wade Griffith PRO 9y

    Beautiful colors!
  • v.Vega PRO 8y

    jeeeez, maybe if everyone would stop hating on the ice scream man, he wouldn't be on the verge of nervous breakdown like with his head in his hands wondering if he is damned to work the rest of his life for fat and hungry ice-scream-eating children
  • dustinbrown 7y

    I also hate the ice cream man. I shake my fist at the sky on a daily basis over it.
  • © rachel devine PRO 7y

    before i delete you, chuckeuuu, learn to use spell check. and if you have seen me...i do not have a fat ass.
  • vladimir valiente 7y

    LOL ICE CREAM MAN!

    Now summertimes here babe, need somethin to keep you cool
    Ah now summertimes here babe, need somethin to keep you cool
    Better look out now though, daves got somethin for you
    Tell ya what it is

    Im your ice cream man, stop me when Im passin by
    Oh my my, Im your ice cream man, stop me when Im passin by
    See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
    Hold on a second baby

    I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
    All flavors and push ups too
    Im your ice cream man, baby, stop me when Im passin by
    See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
    Hold on, one more

    Well, Im usually passin by just about eleven oclock
    Uh huh, I never stop, Im usually passin by, just around eleven oclock
    And if you let me cool you one time, youll be my regular stop
    All right boys

    I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
    All flavors and push ups too
    Im your ice cream man, stop me when Im passin by
    See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
    Yes Im your ice cream man, stop me when Im passin by
    Im your ice cream man, stop me when Im passin by
    They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
    Ah, one time

    Im your ice cream man, stop me when Im passin by
    Im your ice cream man, stop me when Im passin by
    They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
    One time, boys
    Im your ice cream man
    Im your ice cream man
    B-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby
    Ah my, my, my
    All my flavors are guaranteed to satis-uh-fy
    Ow
  • chuckeuuu1 6y

    sesame ellis, u've proved once again what a petty cunt u r. & u r not fooling anybody, ur wrinkly ass is stuff with cellulite. is that why u hate the ice cream man, ur self loathing manifested by ur big ass? this time im blocking u, so FUCK OFF. this is so much fun LOL.
  • Jessica Erin Higgins 6y

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  • Doug Humphries PRO 5y

    Here, here. I hate the ice cream man.
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