Time to get a job, Sebastian.
Unfortunately for me, my alter ego 'Ricky' had already beaten me to the punch as a hired semi-nude assassin.
Camera: Nikon D80 w/ SB-600 external flash x2
ISO Speed: 100
Exposure: 0.6 sec (3/5)
Focal Length: 15 mm
Software used: Lightroom for exposure. Photoshop CS3 to blend two images together, then color correction, Highlights&Shadows, Burn tool, Film grain and sharpen.