naming your cow

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    Naming your cow may not be an easy task. While some claim to be well versed in bovine nomenclature, many first-time cow owners are not. It may be true that cattle should not be named because a growing attachment to your cow may hinder economic gain—if you plan to eat your cow, don’t name it.

    Cow connoisseurs usually begin with one or two cows and are therefore able to relate to their cows on a more personal level. Get in touch with your cow. Spend quality time with it. Get to know it as it gets to know you. Both you and your cow have distinctive attributes that distinguish either of you from others. That should play a big part in the naming process, and spending time with your animal creates a better bond and gives insight to a proper name for the creature.

    I might like a bizarre name like Sink, Horse, or Unhalangami, depending on the personality of my cow. Another person might like a more traditional name like Daisy or Buttercup. Try naming your bovine after an obvious characteristic or physical feature. If your cow is a rich brown color, name it Chocolate, or if your cow habitually flies into the sun with wax wings, name it Icarus. It really depends on you and your cow.

    Traditional names are simple. So if you own a traditional cow, name her Bossy, or Bessy, or Daisy, or Lulu, or Buttercup, or Bertha, or Bubba, or Beauregard. Also keep in mind that traditional names vary geographically. For instance, I found that Brunhilde, Lore, Lotte, Rosa, Thilde, and Lisa are commonly given to cows in Germany. Other common European names include Peppo, Maxi, Moriz, and Marla. (A foreign name will add spice to any pasteurized cow.)

    Another easy approach to cow christening is naming your creature after a famous or inspiring figure. Music, sports, or movie stars are a great source. Classic examples are Elvis, Jordan, and Winona. Or how about celebrities Aristotle, Einstein, or Thurgood Marshall? If you have several cows, name them after the characters of the infamous O. J. trial: Shapiro, Ito, Cochran, Kato. “This is my cow, Juror #12.” What better way to keep tradition alive?

    From flowers bloom excellent cow names: Rose, Violet, Dahlia, Marigold, etc. However, it is wise to avoid cruel names. Don’t breed animosity by naming your animal Big Mac, Milk Shake, Sir Loyn, or Rump Roast.

    If you can’t think of a good name, ask around. Go to a dairy and see what the pros are doing. I found that county fairs are a good place to start. Winners like Red Express, Heartbroke 184, and California Dynamite are great choices. Try cute sprite-like names such as Pixie or Tinkerbell. Add prefixes like Ms. or Miss: Ms. Latofa, Miss Brimby, Miss Judith Jill. Explore name-lexicons. Take another look at your cow. Does it resemble anyone in particular? Some cows just look like a Brigitte or a Samson.

    A final and desperate approach to naming is the point-in-the-dictionary technique. With dictionary in hand, close your eyes. Open the dictionary, and with your finger point to an entry. Open your eyes. The word you land on is the new name for your farm animal. To illustrate this, here is a selection of words I arrived at using this technique: Delusion, Insulate, Mephistopheles, Toilet Water, Rolling Pin, Dinner Jacket, Vendetta, and Alaska. You can get some really great names by employing this technique, but it may take several tries. Try other reference books for variation.

    All in all, research your possibilities; milk your sources. If you are religious, pray, and ask for guidance. Ask your friends. Ask your grandmother. (If you ask me, I would name my cow Heimlich. Then I could have Heimlich manure!) Most of all, be creative. Don’t stress, because with these pointers, naming your cow will be fun, easy, and satisfying.

    midsummernightfairy, Dora22, and 13 other people added this photo to their favorites.

    1. leftantler 97 months ago | reply

      these are lovely shots, Vida. great article too. cows can look almost placid but can be quite the opposite if they feel threatened, particularly if there's a dog nearby.
      news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/coventry_warwickshire...
      news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/derbyshire/4460591.stm
      think I'd call my cow Luna.

    2. Vida Morkunas (seawallrunner) 97 months ago | reply

      OMG !! what tragic stories!

      We were separated from the cows by a moat and then by a barbed-wire fence.

      I stood near the paved highway and watched the cows watching me. Thank goodness for zoom lenses!!

    3. D. C. Elliott 97 months ago | reply

      Once again, Cwall, I am in awe. As a photographer you are simply outstanding in your field!

      Given the flexibility cows sometimes demonstrate in their grooming, might I also suggest "Hindlick Maneuver" as a name?

    4. leftantler 97 months ago | reply

      lol :-), D.C. Elliott!
      Glad you were safely behind the fence, Vida!

    5. meilaan 97 months ago | reply

      "milk your sources"...ouch. =)

    6. massimo ankor 95 months ago | reply

      in cow we trust

    7. tbacilek 95 months ago | reply

      wonderful intro.... and cute girls

    8. nixissmall 95 months ago | reply

      i wish id seen this before i named my pet cow.because through lack of imagination she's called Moo! she's a very clever cow though, she can say her own name : ) great photo. Ive just started a group for cows if you would like to post any cow photos there it would be nice
      www.flickr.com/groups/moofgroup/

    9. leaders 68 months ago | reply

      Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Global Cooling, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

    10. thegtogoat@yahoo.com 61 months ago | reply

      Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Wandrie/Paredes Family, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

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