I HATE GETTING OLD...
Don't ever do it.
I was cleaning my bird feeders Wednesday and I slipped and fell, pain is worse today so I'm off to urgent care. This is the third time I have fallen on the deck...need suctions cups on shoes, I guess.
The dude on the gurney startled me, as I walked by. His eyes blinked and he was breathing. Also had a kind of asthmatic wheeze. I had the strange urge to play "This little piggy went to market..."