So I was shopping at this store (not a pillar store, but that would have sufficed,) looking for furniture; I noticed these pillars, which reminded me of the ones in my place. You can visit the store yourself to worship this phallic (as some would claim) object in person, down in Potrero Hill! (but only on Sundays.)
(Edit): I appear to have struck a nerve with the structural concrete community fanbase; I knew you were out there hiding somewhere.
PILLARS and COLUMNS FTW!!