The Goblin King.
A while ago, I was at a book reading, and right behind the author was this biography of David Bowie. I kept glancing at the cover and thinking it was a picture of me. Apparently we look a lot alike and I never bothered to notice.
So when my department decided to do an 80s wedding as our Halloween theme, I knew what I had to do:
Get a mullet.
Oh yes I did.
The next very important task was to grow some balls.
So....today at work we had a costume contest.
Did I win? Very yes.
I was told that my win was for having the sheer audacity to wear this to my work. Given that I wear a suit most days, I caused a bit of a stir..