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BEN BERNANKE HAS SECRET EMERGENCY MEETING WITH "THE GREAT ECONOPENIS"

SOMEWHERE DEEP BENEATH THE GROUND FLOOR OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE IS A SMALL AREA WHERE THE HEAD OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE BEN BERNANKE MEETS WITH HIS ECONOMIC GURU......WHO HE SAYS GIVES HIM ADVICE ON GUIDING THE UNITED STATES OUT OF ECONOMIC TURMOIL THAT THREATENS OUR VERY ...EXISTENCE

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"YES HE MAKES ME WEAR WOMENS MAKEUP....BLUSH, LIPSTICK, AND EYESHADOW" ADMITS BERNANKE....... BUT HE SAYS " I DON'T MIND AT ALL.....IN FACT MY WIFE SAYS...I LOOK PRETTY HOT " AND HE GOES ON TO SAY ....... "ANYWAY IT'S MORE THAN WORTH IT" ..........

 

HE CREDITS THE SOUND ECONOMIC ADVICE HE RECEIVES AT THESE "MEETINGS" WITH THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION BEING ABLE TO SAVE THE NATION FROM ECONOMIC COLLAPSE..... "HOW ELSE COULD WE HAVE ECONOMY RUNNING SO WELL?? " BERNANKE EXCLAIMS............

 

WHEN QUESTIONED WHETHER HIGHER UPS WERE AWARE OF THESE MEETING THE CHAIRMAN REPLIED......." "YES...OF COURSE AND ALTHOUGH THE PRESIDENT HAS ONLY MET THE GREAT ECONOPENIS ONCE" STATES BERNANKE." HE TOO WAS VERY IMPRESSED WITH IT'S VAST STORE OF ECONOMIC KNOWLEDGE AND EMBRACED IT'S IDEAS".....ADDING...."ACTUALLY THE ECONOPENIS AND THE PRESIDENT THINK VERY MUCH ALIKE" ACCORDING TO BERNANKE "THEY'RE BOTH VERY VERY INTELLIGENT"

 

.WHEN ASKED WHY "ECONPENIS" DIDN'T MEET WITH THE PRESIDENT AND THE CHAIRMAN TOGETHER ON A REGULAR BASIS...... BERNANKE... IN A HUSHED HURRIED WHISPER REPLIED....." NO...NOO THE GREAT ECONOPENIS PREFERS TO MEET ONLY WITH ME......ONLY ME ........YES"

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Taken on September 20, 2011