More bananas than you can shake a stick at
I was wandering past the tail end of the market on Wednesday evening and a man offered me a bag of bananas for a pound. I thought 'Oh good, I need some bananas,' and said I'd take some. But he just kept on and on putting bunches of bananas into the bag... I ended up with about 50 bananas. I could barely carry them home. Dave doesn't eat bananas... I took half of them to work and I'm still working my way through the rest but I have a feeling most of them will end up on the compost heap.