the sporker's creed
This is my spork.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My spork is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My spork without me is useless. Without my spork, I am useless.
I must thrust my spork true.
I must spork straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must spork him before he sporks me. I will...
lifted from "The Rifleman's Creed", with some substitutions
Apologies if I tread; Semper Fi, dudes...
- sb-800 with 2xred-gel@1/2 through course grid against white reflector
- sb-900 @1/64 through fine grid at subject
crank up the color in ps, deepen the blacks