Just because you're paranoid
So the true conspiracy theorist knows that a tinfoil balaclava is the way forward.
This is the mobile version, with reduced protection. If you are sitting at home, you should earth it to create a Faraday Cage around your head. For ultimate protection you should put a fine wire gauze over the eyes and breathing holes. The Mk II will feature reinforced edging for these, and external spectacle mounts to reduce EM leak points.
TAKE CARE OUT THERE! KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES! FIGHT THE MAN!