Ick Santorum Attacked by Insane Buddhist!
Dressed in his finest golden kimono, this as yet unidentified Samurai swooped down from the Heavens & carried Santorum off to YES, YOU GUESSED IT, only God knows where ... because no mere human can figure out what any of Ick is where.
Why, you may ask, Ick & not Rick. Because, on Ick's own photo site, that's what it honestly says is his name:
Excerpt: "ick Santorum is universally recognized as a steadfast leader and defender of the first principles upon which our nation was founded."
Go to Santorum's Profile to See for Yourself: