Lurking in the bushes
hiding behind a post, waiting to waylay unsuspecting passers by. A good idea in principal, let down by poor perception of colour and an inability to even begin to grasp the concept of size - i am behind it, therefore i cannot be seen. Skips eat rubbish for a reason - apart from brick rubble, rubbish is one of the few things less intelligent than a skip. Skips have been known to eat brick rubble on occasions.